SWick - A player in the Stallman Team

Momentan beschäftige ich mich mit den verschiedenen Programmiersprachen und wenn man nach Artikeln sucht, die deren Unterschiede beschreiben, so stolpert man hin- und wieder mal auf Texte, die in humorvoller Weise heutige Programmiersprachen in Analogie zu verschiedenen Themen setzen.

Genial finde ich den Vergleich zu Frauen:

Python

A shy women that has mostly dated the smart boys.
She isn't that popular, but boy is she good in bed.
The only problem is that she is tidy as hell and refer to her self a lot of times. 

Java

The expensive whore that people in the enterprise pay for.

Hier mal eine Liste:

• If Programming Languages Were People
• If Programming Languages Were Real Persons
• If programming languages were religions...
• Wenn Programmiersprachen wie Religionen wären…
• If a programming language was a boat…
• If Programming Languages Were Christmas Carols
• If programming languages were subcultures
• Comparing Programming Languages in real life
• If programming languages were women, who would they be?
• Programming Languages are like Women
• If Philosophers Were Programmers
• What kind of weapon is a programming language?
• If Programming Languages Were Famous Movie Killers
• If programming languages were metal bands
• If programming languages were cars...
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Jquarry/If_Programming_Languages_were_Cars
• If Programming Languages Were Martial Arts
• If Programming Languages ran the Airlines
• If Programming Languages were ...
• Programming languages and their relationship styles

Schön ist auch A Programming Language Dream...